Episode 1: Playing Every NES Launch Title
| Title | Verdict | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Donkey Kong | Try It | It's fine, but the arcade is better |
| Donkey Kong Jr. | Try It | |
| Popeye | Play It | |
| 10-Yard Fight | Skip It | |
| Baseball | Skip It | |
| Clu-Clu Land | Avoid It | |
| Duck Hunt | Play It | |
| Excitebike | Play It | |
| Golf | Play It | Originally "try it" until I actually figured out how to play |
| Gyromite | Play It | |
| Hogan's Alley | Try It | |
| Ice Climber | Skip It | |
| Kung Fu | Play It | |
| Pinball | Check It | |
| Soccer | Skip It | |
| Stack-Up | Avoid It | |
| Super Mario Bros. | Love It | |
| Tennis | Try It | |
| Wild Gunman | Try It | |
| Wrecking Crew | Try It | |
| Balloon Fight | Love It | |
| Donkey Kong 3 | Try It | |
| Donkey Kong Jr. Math | Skip It | |
| Gumshoe | Skip It | |
| Mach Rider | Skip It | |
| Mario Bros. | Play It | |
| Urban Champion | Try It |